Song Parodies -> "Steak Today"

Original Song Title:

"Breakaway"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Steak Today"

Parody Written by:

Vegemite

The Lyrics

Grew up as a small girl
Never wanted to hurl
Then I stared at my mirror
Dreaming of a size 3
Would it make me happy?
I would pray (I would pray)

Went on a crash diet
There was nothing to it
Liter'ly, there was NOTHING
But I was too hungry
Stomach was so grumbly
So I pray (I would pray)
I'd eat steak today

Chorus

It's been so long since I ate a good meal
Almost forgotten, what is the real deal?
I'll, order the dish
Take a chance
Get my change
Eat steak today
Dipping in gravy with my dinner roll bun
Gotta move on to the steak today, hun
I'll, order the dish
Take a chance
Get my change
Eat steak today

Wanna feel the warm meat
Under all the parsley
Smell the tang of the spices
Shove it down my esoph'gus
Let it sit and digest, in my gut (I will)
Eat steak today

Chorus

Dinners with a hundred courses
Meat with a thousand sources
Don't know 'zactly where it comes from, but
Gotta keep chowing down, chowing down
Eat today, steak today

Chorus

Steak today
Steak today

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