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Song Parodies -> "Returning"

Original Song Title:

"Ready"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Returning"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Hot
Forgetful again
The part where I change the teeth
The scene where I'm supposed to speak but instead
I sit and listen again
I'm stuck with these other people, I guess
Leaping from this people in my thoughts
I fly like cats in my heart
Drowning in doubt, for what reason?
I sit so patiently
Drenched in what you want me to be
I can't escape

[Chorus:]
I'm returning now
Oh I'm returning now
Oh I'm returning now
Come get me

Good times
With people in hand
Conquer what I need to say
Little girls get so nice
But I sit so patiently
Drenched in what you want me to be
I can't seem to escape

[Chorus]

Through with golden people and perfect run
Too much of your tooth is like too much sun
How I burn, how I burn
I was so patient waitin' for my turn
I fly like rocks
As I break every bone
Come get me

[Chorus x2]

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