What if I told you
I hated her so
Would you believe me,
Would you agree
It's almost that feeling
That she'll never die
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell damn you, damn you all...

A mother like her
I just want to kill her
At just the right time
I might just wait forever,
For that one special time
Oh, I can't believe I've got a mom like her
I really want to kill her
At a moment like this

Everything changes
But Lois remains
Someone so ghastly
I can't explain
Well I maybe a baby
But 'till I grow up
Can we make Lois rot in he-ell?
And I'll cherish all the time I have alone!

Without a mother like her
I really want to kill her
At just the right time
I might just wait forever,
For that woman to die
Oh, I can't believe I've got a mom like her
Then its on to Peter
For a moment like hers

Could this be the foulest woman on earth
I wanna know that she will rot in hell with him
So let me tell you this...
I really want to kill her

I've got a mother like her
I have to spend a lifetime,
For Lois to die
I might just wait forever forever,
For Lois to be gone
(speaks)Oh, blast why have I been cursed to Lois?
I really want to kill her
(speaks)I hate you Lois!

Lois: Shh sweetie

Stewie: Blast, die Lois die!

I'll have to spend a lifetime
To kill a mother....

Like her!