Contestants, are you on your mark
To show off your talent?
You're looking deep with focused eyes
Is it too much to manage?
The bell goes off, you're getting full
Now don't deny it
But boys will be boys, oh, yes, they will
They try so hard to hide it
These guys work hard when they all compete
Trying to see how much they can eat

Oh, no, I will not throw up, up, I go slow
So bring out more meat, I will succeed
I got sweat on my brow, a plate full of feed
Oh, no, I will not give up, up, I'll achieve
'Cause as losers slow down the harder I'll fight
To win tonight

Bring more hot dogs and water please
Anyone else left?
Three more go down, but they were weak
I look up, filled with dread
He's five foot eight, eats like a cow
Japan he represents
I will fight hard, but I think I might fail
If it goes much longer, won't go well

Oh, no, I will not throw up, up, I go slow
But Kobayashi, he doesn't sleep
Keeps that food on his mind and still doesn't heave
Oh, no, I will not give up, up, I'll achieve
But the harder I try, the harder he'll fight
To win...

But I feel
Bit woozy
I'll hide it
Could be over
When he does his famed wiggle, Oh, no!

Oh, no, I will not throw up, up, I'll go slow
He's at fifty-three, I'm at thirteen
Got his eyes on the prize, I think he'll succeed
Oh, no, I think I'll give up, up, I'm too deep
But the harder I try the harder he'll fight
To win...
But the harder I try the harder he'll fight
To win tonight

I'm sorry, I have to step down
'Cause I think I might pass out