What if I told you
You were sluttier then me
Would you believe me
Would you agree
It's almost that feeling
That you're a whore
So tell me that you dont think I'm crazy
When I tell you I'm secretly a cow

(Chorus)
An udder like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a udder that can produce milk
Some people search forever
For that one special dairy product
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a udder like this

Everything changes
But cowprint remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Well I may be dreaming
But 'till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the grass we share

(Chorus)
An udder like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a udder that can produce milk
Some people search forever
For that one special dairy product
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a udder like this

Could this be the greatest cud of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I moo
So let me tell you this
Some people wait a lifetime
For an udder like this

Some people wait a lifetime
For a udder like this
Some people search forever
For that one special hiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment
Like this
Moo-moo-moo-moo, like this
Moo-moo-moo-moo, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a udder like this

Moo-moo-moo-moo, like this