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Paul Kroll

The Lyrics

The geekiest song I have ever written.

Once in a parallel universe
There was a guy called Lumic, he was ill
He wanted an new evolution
A moment that he called The Age of Steel

'Cause Lumic only had one dream
It was him who designed it
Skin of metal
With a human brain inside it
Brand new cybernetical creature
If you didn't upgrade
It would just delete ya now

We're stomping around
We're Cybermen
With a clunking sound
We're Cybermen

He fashioned us so we won't grow old
A way to keep our human brains in health
We have a slight allergy to gold
But we'll just keep that fact between ourselves

And if we ever reach for you, with our hands wide open
Start to shout "delete", electronically spoken
Hawking voice, much like a computer
If we ever catch you, we'll electrocute ya now

We're stomping around
We're Cybermen
With a clunking sound
We're Cybermen

This broadcast is for humankind.
Cybermen now occupy every landmass on the planet.
But you need not fear.
Cybermen will remove fear.
Cybermen will remove sex, and class,
And colour, and creed.
You will become identical.
You will become like us.

When we all evolve, we're evolving greater than ourselves, We're Cybermen

We're stomping around
We're Cybermen
With a clunking sound
We're Cy-y-y-y-y-y-y-ybermen

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Susanna Viljanen - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
This parody needed an upgrade, and I deleted the zeroes and upgraded it to 555. I absolutely love Doctor Who :-)

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