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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed a Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed a Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Here's a story that's hard to tell, like a confession
I got real drunk and climbed a tree, no intervention
A furry l'il critter, it just sorta turned me on
Not quite normal, it's true, this brand new obsession

I kissed a squirrel and I dug it
I must admit, I'm excited
I kissed a squirrel just to hug it
It wasn't all that delighted
My friends all cheered
I felt so weird
I may have had too much beer
I kissed a squirrel and I dug it (and I dug it)

Yes, I know it's not serious, not like we're mating
It's just a temporary fling, like high-speed dating
It's not what sane folks do, up in a tree like this
In search of just a quick platonic kiss

I kissed a squirrel, then it hit me
Euphoria came to get me
I kissed a squirrel, I admit it
The youtube proves that I did it
It felt so strange
Am I deranged
Don't care if I catch the mange
I kissed a squirrel, then it bit me (then it bit me)

Those squirrels are just incredible
They know which nuts are edible
Cuddle-y fur that's sheddable
Not something you're into?
Don't scoff until you've smooched a few

I kissed a squirrel, it was groovy
I'm inside a Disney movie
I kissed a squirrel, it felt screwy
Just like Han Solo and Chewy
It felt so strange
Am I deranged
Home on a diff-er-ent range
I kissed a squirrel, hallelu-yee (hallelu-yee)

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 12

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Phil N - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
much better than the original
Rob Arndt - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice parody title. I woulda wrote "I Kissed Her Still" ;-) 5s
Porfle Popnecker - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys!
John Barry - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Once you've gone squirr'l, you'll never go back to girl.
UnKnownVotrix - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
^ . . . sounds like you know the 'SqL' routine, SirSweaty !
Mav - January 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Witty and with unusual takes. Btw, the security code is genuinely RSL. Real Squirrels Live??!

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