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Song Parodies -> "Whipping Up A Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Waking Up In Vegas"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Whipping Up A Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

recorded this last year as Karl
I’m kind of hungry now
I’m at my fridge tonight
A midnight snack seems appealing and subway’s closed

Look and what do I see
There’s last weeks salami
Alongside some chicken
Turkey looks now real tasty

I got the bread out
And got the ham out I found
Maybe some bacon
Remember the bologna

Stack up some cheese with mayo and an onion
That’s what I get for whipping up a sandwich
Get up and wipe the mustard off my cloths now
That’s what I get for whipping up a sandwich

Can’t wait to have a bite
Should I use wheat or white, top on the lettuce
A tomato I’m slicing

Now comes the mustard
I’m in a pickle this time
Have to start over
Forgot to use the toaster


You got me licking lips
With your swiss and provolone, I can hear my stomach moan
Need some potato chips

Ha, and get the milk out
I’m gonna drink it straight down
Yeah, I’m going crazy
‘Cause it looks too good to eat, it looks too good to eat
It looks too good to eat, to eat, to eat


That’s what I get baby
Shake the mustard, shake shake shake the mustard
Give me some napkins, baby
Give me some napkins, baby

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Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Jonathan S. - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
"Stand up, and take a vote of triple fives now!
That's what you get for cooking up this great bit!"

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