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Song Parodies -> "I Dissed That Girl (Kara Dioguardi)"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Dissed That Girl (Kara Dioguardi)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I wrote this in response to last night's American Idol where guest judge Katy Perry slammed the hell out of Kara Dioguardi.
American Idol’s gotten bland
It needs an intervention
I’ll take a break from Russell Brand
And get out my aggression
Where’s Paula? What’s this poo?
Who is this devil’s spawn?
She thinks she is so cool
With her clueless pretension

I dissed that girl and I liked it
Couldn’t take that Lifetime bullshit
Dismissed that girl with my dry wit
Then I filled her cup with some spit
She sang my song
That wasn’t right
Not going to be polite
I dissed that girl and I liked it
I liked it

See, her critiques are really lame
Dumb inane chatter
She’s an expert or so she claims
(It is the latter)
Kicked her butt, this is true
Girl Power’s been betrayed
But I think Simon’s amused
At this display

That prissy girl, she should just quit
The one nobody but Randy agrees with
I dissed that girl, reasons were legit
She thinks Cryin’s early Aerosmith
She don’t belong
On here tonight
Don’t care how many songs she writes
I’d throw my Coke but I spiked it
I spiked it

Now Paula, she was magical
Drunk elegance so lovable
Beautifully incomprehensible
TOUCHDOWN! - You just can’t buy it
To let her go, that was a sin!

I dissed that girl and I liked it
She was all tryin to act like my sidekick
Pissed off that girl, won’t deny it
I stopped that fake friend crap real quick
Day was so long
Couldn’t wait for night
To get away from that fright
I dissed that girl and fans liked it
You all liked it

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Phil Nelson - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
'Twas good
Christie Marie M - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Katy Perry to Kara: "This is not a Lifetime movie, sweetheart!" I'm afraid I missed that episode of Idol, so I YT it instead. Yeah, I missed Paula Abdul too. Kara may be turning into the female version of Simon Cowell. Judging you 555 scores!
John Barry - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I diss the whole show, but not dis parody. I liked it.
Andria - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
The show sucks, this parody is great. 5s all the way.
BR>I don't watch "American Idol" because to me, it represents how the music industry has effectively turned to crap by way of getting mediocre at best, often horrid, recording artists from reality TV. Even a recording of me singing an unloved song like "MacArthur Park" with accordion backup and a tuba solo, would be better than some of the crap you hear on the radio, and I have a terrible voice.
BabyRuth - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks so much guys! Andria, I'd love to hear you singing MacArthur Park with accordion and tuba lol! I heard that Kara denied that there is tension between them but then they asked Katy if she really would throw a Coke in Kara's face and she said "Yes!" Ha!
Andria @ BabyRuth - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
If you were able to hear me singing along to any of the parodies here, you'd probably change your mind regarding me singing. My voice is TERRIBLE, as in me not being able to carry a tune in a bucket and karaoke lounges unofficially banning me from singing. I doubt the tuba and accordion would mask the sheer awfulness of my voice. Someone actually popped their own eardrums out while I was singing karaoke once. :-)
BabyRuth - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Once at karaoke they turned the microphone off on my friend and me .I thought our rendition of Welcome To the Jungle was awesome though. :)
blackjack21 - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
You captured Katy's attitude well, she was a rather rude guest. But that's three 5s, welcome to Hollywood!
Noah Adams - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Hello, I like your parody... I was wondering if we could get permission to do a music video with... Here is my contact information. Gremlinguy988 (aim) (email) 319-404-0179 (cell) (facebook) I think the lyrics are great and we would give you full credit for them...
BabyRuth - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Hi Noah, I shot you an email but figured I'd respond here too. Go for it! :)

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