I was around
When I felt kind of weird
So I thought I'd go just lay down
Till it cleared

But when I awoke
Things had worsened a bit
Then I knew
Of course this must be it

'Cause I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
I guess they were right
That even in spite
Of all I did do
I still caught the swine flu

Ew, Can't believe I caught it too, no
Ew, I don't know now what I should do, oh

I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out

How could this be
I made sure to be safe
My home should be clean
I keep strict quarantine

I'm not certain it's this
But what else could it be?
I should know
I saw it on TV

So I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
Guess I'm gonna die
I wish I knew why
But there's nothing to do
Once you catch the swine flu

But, I don't really wanna die, no
But, how do I repurify, though

I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out

So I call the doctor
Need my experimental treatments
But he just won't listen
They don't see I'm right

They'll change their mind
Once I'm dead, they will see

'Cause I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
Soon people nearby
Will just start to die
It's all 'cause of me
The doctors don't see

'Cause I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
I'll die here alone
They'll give no headstone
For the guy that they knew
Really had swine flu

Hey, pick my body up on Thursday
Hey, but be careful, don't get sick, say

You'll get hot and then cold
And shake uncontrolled
Your food won't stay down
You'll quickly pass out