Song Parodies -> I Kissed A Lez
| Original Song Title: | "I Kissed A Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Katy Perry |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Kissed A Lez" |
| Parody Written by: | Flash Flood |
Well,everybody else spoofed it,so might as well can I.
She was not really my type
No,way too gay
But then she gave me a hype
When I saw her va-jay-jay
It's not what I go for
No,I'm hetero
Now I'm rogue-muncher
A big fat lesbo
I kissed a lez
And I liked it
The taste of her saggy dry lips
I kissed a lez
And I tried it
Her flanel shirt and mullet
I couldn't bare
Her deriere'
Now all the boys can stare
I kissed a lez
And I liked it
I liked it
Those girls
The lesbians
Some are thespians
Like Ellen DeGeneres
Ain't no big deal
It's just gay sex!
I kissed a lez
And I liked it
The taste of her tiny moustache
I kissed a lez
And I tried it
Just like Anne Heche did
She has a muff
But she acts all buff
That counts as a man,right?
I kissed a lez
And I sang about it
I sang about it
No,way too gay
But then she gave me a hype
When I saw her va-jay-jay
It's not what I go for
No,I'm hetero
Now I'm rogue-muncher
A big fat lesbo
I kissed a lez
And I liked it
The taste of her saggy dry lips
I kissed a lez
And I tried it
Her flanel shirt and mullet
I couldn't bare
Her deriere'
Now all the boys can stare
I kissed a lez
And I liked it
I liked it
Those girls
The lesbians
Some are thespians
Like Ellen DeGeneres
Ain't no big deal
It's just gay sex!
I kissed a lez
And I liked it
The taste of her tiny moustache
I kissed a lez
And I tried it
Just like Anne Heche did
She has a muff
But she acts all buff
That counts as a man,right?
I kissed a lez
And I sang about it
I sang about it
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