I need a moment cause you're laughing and I'm nude
Where are my boxer briefs? Are they in the laundry?
Spare me a pair of any clothing.
Please help me.
My junk is all out and shrinking each minute right now

CHORUS:
Looks like a baby's
Man it's so confusing
Shut up and give me just one explanation
JUst tell me why I just woke up butt naked.
Get up and help me find one piece of clothing
And tell me why I just woke butt naked.

Hiding behind the door
I just wanna get some clothes, you think it's funny?
And why, does my thigh have a hickey?
I want my mother
Cause now I'm getting so shy

CHORUS:
It's not a maybe,
No more damn exposing
Shut up and give me just one explanation
JUst tell me why I just woke up butt naked.
Get up and help me find one piece of clothing
And tell me why I just woke butt naked.

You got me into this
Bed and no I'm without clothes, situation lost control
Send out an S.O.S.
And get somes clothes now
My friend is getting so small
Oh baby - hate being butt naked

I'm not a baby
Man it's so confusing (x3)
Baby, just help me, please help me
Shut up and give me just one explanation
JUst tell me why I just woke up butt naked.
Get up and help me find one piece of clothing
And tell me why I just woke butt naked.
Need some sweatpants, god dang, need some damn clothes, cmon!
Give me some info baby
How'd I get naked honey?