This song's not hard to understand
Each You Tube session
and so I gaze
pen in hand
What an obsession
Parody
Well there's two?
and there's six-hundred more
Guess this song's not taboo
No comprehension

We've heard the song, but she faked it
She prefers the taste of man spit
It's been lampooned more than most hits
and from the look, it will not quit
Peed in the Pool*,
I kissed a guy**,
Found two about getting high***,
I kicked a nerd and Jeff liked it^
He liked it!

The video was rather tame
Girls were all scattered
She don't kiss any, ain't that lame
This song's just chatter
That's 'cause Kate's
into dudes
Got rich by playing gay
Addicted to this tune
Why do I crave?

I kissed Grandma, that's disgusting^^
So's the one 'bout food hustling^^^
I hit a girl, someone's singing*-
I hope he's just mud slinging
Some kiss a pig^-
Some kiss a cat^-^
and one who picked up dog scat^*^
He tebagged Frank in a hard hat*^*
In a hard hat

This song's been hit by boys and girls
Quick hit, Lyrics, Give it a whirl
Some titles make me want to hurl
To simple, to pass up
It is alright, it deserves it. . .

On Mad-TV they had hit it*-*
It almost looked like it was legit
I kissed Yo Girl, sounds arrogant^^*
But that dude managed to rap it!
One about frogs**^
One about school^**
and Big Mac's make some kid drool*--
I took this song and I trashed it
I trashed it!