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Song Parodies -> "I Took This Song and I Trashed It"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Took This Song and I Trashed It"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
My Recordings are at
This song's not hard to understand
Each You Tube session
and so I gaze
pen in hand
What an obsession
Well there's two?
and there's six-hundred more
Guess this song's not taboo
No comprehension

We've heard the song, but she faked it
She prefers the taste of man spit
It's been lampooned more than most hits
and from the look, it will not quit
Peed in the Pool*,
I kissed a guy**,
Found two about getting high***,
I kicked a nerd and Jeff liked it^
He liked it!

The video was rather tame
Girls were all scattered
She don't kiss any, ain't that lame
This song's just chatter
That's 'cause Kate's
into dudes
Got rich by playing gay
Addicted to this tune
Why do I crave?

I kissed Grandma, that's disgusting^^
So's the one 'bout food hustling^^^
I hit a girl, someone's singing*-
I hope he's just mud slinging
Some kiss a pig^-
Some kiss a cat^-^
and one who picked up dog scat^*^
He tebagged Frank in a hard hat*^*
In a hard hat

This song's been hit by boys and girls
Quick hit, Lyrics, Give it a whirl
Some titles make me want to hurl
To simple, to pass up
It is alright, it deserves it. . .

On Mad-TV they had hit it*-*
It almost looked like it was legit
I kissed Yo Girl, sounds arrogant^^*
But that dude managed to rap it!
One about frogs**^
One about school^**
and Big Mac's make some kid drool*--
I took this song and I trashed it
I trashed it!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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Matthias - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a good write about Amiright's obsession with this particular Katy Perry song. This song is pretty much like "Be Our Guest" because everybody's done it, including me! The Mad TV one still has to be my favorite parody of this song though... Picking on Ellen DeGeneres is too called for.
TJC - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I really must insist, BAD's composed an awesome list!
Christie Marie M - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Great song, Dave! Yeah, this song's been parodied for the umpteenth time. I echo all comments above. 5's.
DJ Blaze - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, chronicling all the parodies of the song. I still haven't done one, mainly because I don't know the song well enough. Hopefully they'll be 555 more parodies of this song to come.
WUFPAKGRL - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome, rebellion against the faux bi-girl!
Below Average Dave - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone, this one is already recorded, I'm planning a rather large release. . .Glad you enjoyed it--it was a really fun song to perform too!
Chance Gollnick - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
im the i kissed a cat parody author and good job peace.
Below Average Dave - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Hi, thanks for stopping by:)
Peter Andersson - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
An artist named Jill Sobule had a song (hit according to Wikipedia) 1995 with the same title as Katy Perry's song, for those of you that want to be enviromentally friendly and reuse any of those parody ideas. :-)
Cody Slusher - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Good parody. PS the orginal tyler's singing sucks. It was so bad it gave my cats herpies
Below Average Dave - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter and Cody. . .I will have to check out "Jill Sobule", curious to see what that one is like.
malcolm higgins - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I think you kissed a great tune and made it better. Awesome

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