Song Parodies -> I Peed in the Pool
| Original Song Title: | "I Kissed a Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Katy Perry |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Peed in the Pool" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
OK, I realize that the title line doesn't scan and that I skipped a verse and chorus. But try to get past that because you absolutely have to hear the recording - as performed by Robert Lund (vocals) with help from Project Sisyphus (music and production).
This was never the place I planned
For my vacation
So I just swim, drink in hand
For rehydration
I'm not a pool lover
I freeze when I get out
But I've rediscovered
One sweet sensation
I peed in the pool and I liked it
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it
I liked it
This pool's the best one I have tried
Nice diving board and slippery slide
But if you wind up by my side
You'd best start backstroking
'Cause oops I just did it again!
I peed in the pool for the glory
Of staking out my territory
I should get out but I cheated
Now it's not just solar-heated
Finding a john
Is much too hard
Don't see one in your backyard
I peed in your pool and I liked it
I liked it!
For my vacation
So I just swim, drink in hand
For rehydration
I'm not a pool lover
I freeze when I get out
But I've rediscovered
One sweet sensation
I peed in the pool and I liked it
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it
I liked it
This pool's the best one I have tried
Nice diving board and slippery slide
But if you wind up by my side
You'd best start backstroking
'Cause oops I just did it again!
I peed in the pool for the glory
Of staking out my territory
I should get out but I cheated
Now it's not just solar-heated
Finding a john
Is much too hard
Don't see one in your backyard
I peed in your pool and I liked it
I liked it!
(c) 2008+ Ur So Spaff
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Loved it... strangely refreshing (de-fleshing?), and something our astronaut brethren can relate to... for as in the pool, in space, no one can hear your stream!
This was Spaff-tastic!!! I'm not one for toliet humor, but since this wasn't actually about a toliet (Actually that's kinda the point) it's not really toliet humor and thus gets high points from me. This recording was Lund-azing as well.
Gotta go!!! *runs off*
I read this parody and I liked it, I mean LOVED IT!!!! 555
Poignant and thought-provoking.
It left me feeling warm all over.
It left me feeling warm all over.
I don't swim in your toilet - please don't pee in my pool. This is my ool. Notice there's no P. Keep it that way.
Sir, . . . just how does the subject in this parody relate to ' stage fright ' ???
Funny!! 5's
I was not super impressed by the lyrics, but the performance by Robert was amazing. His timing actually made the lyrics work better. Maybe it's just me then. :-)
Thanx, y'all. I love how the comments on Amiright are funnier than the songs.
!!!: "Stage fright' is a euphemism (used predominantly by males, I assume) for the inability to urinate in public restrooms.
Tim: Yeah, I'm not planning to win any poetry contests with these lyrics. They were written solely for the recording, which (if I may say so) Robert and Bob did a helluva job on.
!!!: "Stage fright' is a euphemism (used predominantly by males, I assume) for the inability to urinate in public restrooms.
Tim: Yeah, I'm not planning to win any poetry contests with these lyrics. They were written solely for the recording, which (if I may say so) Robert and Bob did a helluva job on.
A: "Oh look, someone spilled their beer in the pool." B: "Yes, in a manner of speaking." Funny stuff.
Glad I came across this...hilarious as always, and excellent recording (soon to be on WEBR :) )
Thanx, Wrecks & Jeffaroo. Thanks for playing it!
OH, this has to be one of the best song you and Lund ever made together!!
Something about Lund's slightly-nasal, goofball man voice belting the chorus like a proud five-year-old absolutely sells this one for me. (Going once, going twice...) P.S. I think I figured out why you chose "Peed in" instead of the obvious "Pissed"... because Robert Lund sounds LOL-freaking-larious singing "peed". Well done.
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