Song Parodies -> "I Resist the Girls (Cause I'm Christian))"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Resist the Girls (Cause I'm Christian))"

Parody Written by:

iRULZ

The Lyrics

This is just fun ( I am Christian) and love the original song (its not about homosexuality its about bi curiousity ) Please comment!

This was never the way god planned
For his creation
we got so brave, thinking in and
Lost our direction
It's not what, I’m used to
Just wanna try be good
I'm courteous for you’re
my key to heaven

I resist the girls cause I’m Christian
(The convent also insisted )
I resist a girl just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm ‘born again’ tonight
I resist a girl and I hate it
I hate it

No, I don't even know the page
(It’s in the Bible)
You're my monumental aim
Resist temptation,
It's not what,
Good nuns do
Not how they choose to pray
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I resist the girls cause I’m Christian
(The convent also insisted )
I resist a girl just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm ‘born again’ tonight
I resist a girl and I hate it
I hate it,

Us nuns we are christological
Black hoods, pink lips, so kissable
God tells us so untouchable
I’m too good to deny it
But if they ask, it's innocent?

I kissed a nun and I liked
The taste of her holy chapstick
I kissed a nun just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
I felt no wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm hells child tonight
I resist the girls cause I’m Christian
(I say that)
(I say that)

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Hu's On First - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment

First of all, the pacing's off. Second of all, it doesn't make much sense. Is this written from a nun's point of view? ("us nuns")? If so, why does the narrator have a girlfriend?? And if he/she has a girlfriend, how can he/she also "resist the girls"? I don't understand it, sorry.

iRULZ - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

She is trying to be a nun and reform from her lesbian life but in the end gives up and kisses her room mate but she hasn't told her girlfriend about any of it yet she says she resists the girls to hide her affair with the nun and stay at the covent (It makes sense )

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