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Song Parodies -> "I Dissed A Girl"
Original Song Title:
"I Kissed A Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Katy Perry
Parody Song Title:
"I Dissed A Girl"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Bik deGrey
The Lyrics
It is best if you LISTEN to the original song while reading this, otherwise, you may think the pacing is off. And by the way, this is NOT based off of a true story and I do not mean to insult any females out there! Including males.
It just sucked the way it happened
Not, how I planned it
I got so dumb talkin’
And, lost my direction
I’m not who you’d talk to
Just, wanna drive you mad
I’m married
So are you
Ha, I’m just kidding
I dissed a girl
She spites it
The waste of her scary chapstick
I dissed a girl
Where’s Wyatt?
That was her psycho boyfriend
I felt no wrong
But felt just right
Don’t mean that she’s fat tonight
I dissed a girl
She spites it
Where’s Wyatt?
No I don’t even give a crap
She’s, gotten fatter
She’s your experimental gain
Just, Mother Nature
It’s just what, phrat girls do
They, crack the streets they pave
My heads not, most excused
Hard to extend
I dissed a girl
She spites it
The taste of her hairy lipstick
I dissed a girl
Just bite it
I hope that Wyatt minds it
I felt no wrong
I felt just right
Don’t mean that she’s fat tonight
I dissed a girl
She spites it
Just bite it
That girl, she is so frantical
Red skin, fat lips, oh kickable
Hard to pick up, not portable
You’ve got to, deny it
Ain’t no big deal
Just call her a “Bag”
I dissed a girl
She spites it
The smell of her minty dipstick
Look at her hair
Go spike it
I hope you shave your scalp bald
I felt no wrong
I felt just right
Don’t mean that she’s fat tonight
I dissed a girl
Just bite it
Where’s Wyatt?
Not, how I planned it
I got so dumb talkin’
And, lost my direction
I’m not who you’d talk to
Just, wanna drive you mad
I’m married
So are you
Ha, I’m just kidding
I dissed a girl
She spites it
The waste of her scary chapstick
I dissed a girl
Where’s Wyatt?
That was her psycho boyfriend
I felt no wrong
But felt just right
Don’t mean that she’s fat tonight
I dissed a girl
She spites it
Where’s Wyatt?
No I don’t even give a crap
She’s, gotten fatter
She’s your experimental gain
Just, Mother Nature
It’s just what, phrat girls do
They, crack the streets they pave
My heads not, most excused
Hard to extend
I dissed a girl
She spites it
The taste of her hairy lipstick
I dissed a girl
Just bite it
I hope that Wyatt minds it
I felt no wrong
I felt just right
Don’t mean that she’s fat tonight
I dissed a girl
She spites it
Just bite it
That girl, she is so frantical
Red skin, fat lips, oh kickable
Hard to pick up, not portable
You’ve got to, deny it
Ain’t no big deal
Just call her a “Bag”
I dissed a girl
She spites it
The smell of her minty dipstick
Look at her hair
Go spike it
I hope you shave your scalp bald
I felt no wrong
I felt just right
Don’t mean that she’s fat tonight
I dissed a girl
Just bite it
Where’s Wyatt?
If I get enough votes I may possibly turn this into a song. (And get it copyrighted.)
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