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Song Parodies -> "I Borrowed His Drill"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Borrowed His Drill"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

What urges your new neighbour to borrow stuff from you and you never see it again? hope this will explain it... - Regards Alex Zander
This was not the day I planned
Not my intention
I saw van stop, New neighboughs
Lost my hesitation
saw box of tools, I'm used to
Just wanna try them on
walls curious for tools
Caught my attention

I borrowed his drill and I lost it
I hope my neighbough forget it
I borrowed his drill just to try it
I hope he dont mind i lost bits
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Still havent put shelve up tonight
I borrowed his drill and I lost it
I lost it

No, I don't even know his name
It doesn't matter,
just seen garden tools, what a game
Just freakish nature,
It's not what,
Guys like me do
Not how i should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I borrowed his spade and I broke it
It snapped Like a Lolly Pop stick
I borrowed his spade just to dig with it
I'll buy him a new, hope don't notices
It felt so Bad
It felt so Cruel
still havent dug rose bed right
I borrowed his spade and I broke it
I broke it,

us guys we are forgetable
Rough skin, scared lips, so misrable
Drunk slightly p!ssed understandable
Too sad for D.I.Y
i look trusty, im innocent

I borrowed his car and I crashed it
i drove straight right into Lamp stick
I borowed his car just to annoy him
his garden knowmes, they fright me
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
he screams and shout all through night
I borrowed his car and I lost it
I lost it

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Andria - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Everything about this parody was fair at best, but I would still like to see Robert Lund record it. 4s.
Alex Zander - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I wrote this song and i Liked it... LOL I had trouble writing it but yeah i know what you mean

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