Song Parodies -> "I Kissed A Pig"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

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Original Performer:

"I Kissed A Pig"

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The Lyrics

Well there must have been someone we wished we never kissed right?

This guy started out as a snob
He spoke to no one
Only the boss while on the job
He did more than that
Can’t believe, he’d have her
He's a desperado
Then she left for Melbourne
He focused on me

I kissed a pig didn’t like it
I thought he would leave me alone
I kissed a pig I shouldn’t have
And this guy's just like Shane Warne
He’s had them all
Got them on call
He wants them in a stable
I kissed a pig didn’t like it
Didn’t like it

I don’t know why you came for me
What number am I?
And I mean bugger all to you
But I will not cry
I could go, tell your wife
But I would not do that
I won’t get you in strife
Now stay away

I kissed a pig didn’t like it
I thought he would leave me alone
I kissed a pig I shouldn’t have
And this guy's just like Shane Warne
He’s had them all
Got them on call
He wants them in a stable
I kissed a pig didn’t like it
Didn’t like it

You’ve carved through everyone I know
And you don’t know where they have been
You don’t care if they are dodgy
Can’t believe you’d be keen
And don’t come back to me no more

I kissed a pig didn’t like it
I thought he would leave me alone
I kissed a pig I shouldn’t have
And this guy's just like Shane Warne
He’s had them all
Got them on call
He wants them in a stable
I kissed a pig didn’t like it
Didn’t like it

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