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Song Parodies -> "I Chose a Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Chose a Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

John McCain singing about Sarah Palin. Self-explanatory.
This was not the way I planned
Not my intention
Polls got so far, out of hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just want the female vote
I've only once met you
But you'll get attention

I chose a girl and they liked it
Guess they don't mind a gimmick
I chose a girl just to try it
I hope Mitt Romney don't mind it
With values and five kids, she's right
Don't mean I think she's too bright
I chose a girl and they liked it
They liked it

No, Joe the Plumber don't know your name
It doesn't matter,
You'll say Obama is to blame
For this disaster,
Suppose that, VPs could
See Russia from their place
Have you done what you should
With Troopergate

I chose a girl and they liked it
But they say she's not a maverick
I chose a girl just to try it
I hope moderates won't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I think she's quite right
I chose a girl and they liked it
They liked it

Her interviews are laughable
Her far right record is trouble
They say she'll run the next cycle
But for now she has lost it
What have I done, this time, my friends

I chose a girl and they liked it
But they banished her to the Arctic
I chose a girl just to try it
But the swing states wouldn't buy it
It was so wrong
She made us fight
But I'm still a Senator, right?
I chose a girl and despite it
I liked it

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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JMasta - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I could kill whoever gave you a crappy 111 rating. This song is amazing. You have talent and don't listen to anybodys crap remarks about your kick ass songs. LOL so funny

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