Song Parodies -> "Hiding It From My Parents"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

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Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Hiding It From My Parents"

Parody Written by:

Maigen O'Conor

The Lyrics

My parents would have a cow if they found out what I was doing this summer. But they'll be thrilled when my book comes out and it wins a Pulitzer. The fifth stanza explains exactly how I plan to tell my family about my little secret.

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
Big, fat tuition bill in hand
Trumped inhibitions
It's not what, they'd like my
Talents to be used on
I hope I don't catch my
Fam'ly's attention!

I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!

Mom, these shoes are for Halloween
Ex-Girl-Scout's honor
Nightclubs are not part of my scene
I'm just a schoolgirl
Sometimes to get shit done
You gotta misbehave
I'm young and having fun
I'll tell one day!

I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!

Hey, Mom, I won a Pulitzer
My book hit big, so readable
Hard to believe, incredible
The bad news, is on page five
So please don't spaz, I got through school....

I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!

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