Song Parodies -> "Hi, YouTube World!"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Hi, YouTube World!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The Web had provided a world stage where anyone who figures out how to be completely over the top at something can have 15 minutes of fame.

That said, check out "emilocaslammingherheadinagrandpianorepeatedly.com" once you've voted. It's HILARIOUS.

This was clever, the fame I planned
For my ascension
I get so vain with webcams
Want guy’s attention
Cute foreign ingénues
(Like f-ckin’ Magibon)
They sure ring up much views
God…mine could get tons!

Hi, YouTube world! Do you like me?
My face on your glaring Mac’s screen
Hi, YouTube world! Comment nicely
Don’t tell me “u suck” to slight me
Withheld, withdrawn
From felons’ sight
This screen’s my shield and spotlight
Hi, YouTube world! I’ve arrived, see
Subscribe me

No stunt or grievous plot’s too lame
No subject matter
For my next script, I have no shame
Trust? Who’s a stranger?
It’s common on YouTube
Chicks batshit and depraved
I’d rather look damn cute
Hot! “Guess who shaved?”

Hi, YouTube world! I’m a white chick
With great loads of varied slapstick
Hi, YouTube world! Hear me whining
’Bout those thighs, these hips, this heiney
Spit, yell, show off
Raise hell for spite
All staged at my mum’s at night
Hi, YouTube world! You don’t like me?
Ho, bite me

I’ve learned what stars on YouTube trust
Long hair, fake abs, orgasm blush
Each week, top viewed - subscribers gush:
I LUV U or DIE BITCH
Ooh, I know, idea, I’ll fake my death…

Hi, YouTube world! In contrived scenes
I bray Katy Perry off-key
Hi, YouTube world! I combine wit
With doe eyes, coy quips and fine tits
Real world, so long!
I’ll dwell online
Dude, I’ve got fan clubs (Cool, right?)
Hi, YouTube world! If you like it
Just right-click

Injokes, kind of: Magibon

DKTOS?... Seriously? DKTOS? siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Or you could just LISTEN TO THE RADIO SOMEDAY.

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McKludge - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Welcome back again, Emi. Nice trashing of both a hideously vapid OS and the equally useless trend of people recording their vapid thoughts and posting them on youtube.

Had never heard of magibon before, but must agree.

EmiLoca - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Thank you, McKludge! Good to be back and contributing to an entirely USEFUL trend... ;)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Starting with the easy targets, are we? Tut tut... like pitting a pitbull against a... sandpit...

EmiLoca - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

...BY THE WAY, HAVE I MENTIONED HOW USELESS MY CONTRIBUTIONS ARE TO THE OUTCOME OF MY OR ANYONE ELSE'S WELL BEING? LOL :-DDD

Dave - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment

This is such The Media

DJ Blaze - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Pretty darn good. YouTube proves that an absolute nobody can have their stardom. So does AmIRight in a way. No one knew who I am until now, and still yet, very few do. 555

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