-> "Hi, YouTube World!"
Original Song Title:
"I Kissed A Girl" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hi, YouTube World!"
This was clever, the fame I planned
For my ascension
I get so vain with webcams
Want guy’s attention
Cute foreign ingénues
(Like f-ckin’ Magibon)
They sure ring up much views
God…mine could get tons!
Hi, YouTube world! Do you like me?
My face on your glaring Mac’s screen
Hi, YouTube world! Comment nicely
Don’t tell me “u suck” to slight me
From felons’ sight
This screen’s my shield and spotlight
Hi, YouTube world! I’ve arrived, see
No stunt or grievous plot’s too lame
No subject matter
For my next script, I have no shame
Trust? Who’s a stranger?
It’s common on YouTube
Chicks batshit and depraved
I’d rather look damn cute
Hot! “Guess who shaved?”
Hi, YouTube world! I’m a white chick
With great loads of varied slapstick
Hi, YouTube world! Hear me whining
’Bout those thighs, these hips, this heiney
Spit, yell, show off
Raise hell for spite
All staged at my mum’s at night
Hi, YouTube world! You don’t like me?
Ho, bite me
I’ve learned what stars on YouTube trust
Long hair, fake abs, orgasm blush
Each week, top viewed - subscribers gush:
I LUV U or DIE BITCH
Ooh, I know, idea, I’ll fake my death…
Hi, YouTube world! In contrived scenes
I bray Katy Perry off-key
Hi, YouTube world! I combine wit
With doe eyes, coy quips and fine tits
Real world, so long!
I’ll dwell online
Dude, I’ve got fan clubs (Cool, right?)
Hi, YouTube world! If you like it
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