They call me Spongebob, I was on Catdog
Yeah, I'm a voice actor indeed
My name is Tom Kenny, I'm over town, you know it's me

(They call me Spongebob) My name is Tom Kenny
(I was on Catdog) My name wasn't Wayne Brady
(They call me Spongebob) My name is Tom Kenny
(I was on Catdog) My name wasn't Wayne Brady
(don't want to leave) Hey Heffer, go 'head, Heffer
(don't want to leave) Hey Catdog, go 'head, Catdog
(don't want to leave) Hey mayor, go 'head, mayor
(don't want to leave) Hey Spongebob, go 'head

While I was young, watching Rocko's Modern Life
About a wallaby, some frog and his wife
Since '97, there aren't new episodes
I rather listen to some Depeche Mode
Back by popular demand
Now he's playing Val Hallen
Of Dexter's Laboratory
He isn't portraying Major Glory
Then he was the voice of the dog
That's being part of Catdog, not Bearfrog
He portrays Carl, who wasn't dope
He appears in a series called Johnny Bravo
Futurama's Yancy Fry Jr.
Brother of Phillip and son of Yancy Sr.
Don't forget, Wayne Cramp from the Cramp Twins
Will I ever see Tom Kenny in person?

(They call me Spongebob) My name is Tom Kenny
(I was on Catdog) My name wasn't Drew Carey
(They call me Spongebob) My name is Tom Kenny
(I was on Catdog) My name wasn't Drew Carey
(don't want to leave) Hey Heffer, go 'head, Heffer
(don't want to leave) Hey Catdog, go 'head, Catdog
(don't want to leave) Hey mayor, go 'head, mayor
(don't want to leave) Hey Spongebob, go 'head

Raimundo of Xiaolin Showdown
Not video game Samurai Showdown
Rave Master character Griff
Camp Lazlo, everybody get a grip
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force
Has Gibson, the blue monkey, of course
The minotaur from Foster's Home
His name is what else? Eduardo!

Mr. Timmerman from Sky High
Is he gonna be very shy?
Is my gym partner a monkey?
It's Edward Phillip James Lawrence III
Coming from Class of 3000
We're still in the century toward 2100
This man's name, Tom Kenny
Has a wife named Jill Talley

(They call me Spongebob) My name is Tom Kenny
(I was on Catdog) My name wasn't Wayne Brady
(They call me Spongebob) My name is Tom Kenny
(I was on Catdog) My name wasn't Drew Carey
(don't want to leave) Hey Heffer, go 'head, Heffer
(don't want to leave) Hey Catdog, go 'head, Catdog
(don't want to leave) Hey mayor, go 'head, mayor
(don't want to leave) Hey Spongebob, go 'head

[Spongebob]: "Yahoo! Hall monitor Spongebob reporting for duty now!"
[Catdog]: "Hi ho diggety!"
[Powerpuff Girls Narrator]: "The City of Townsville..."
[Heffer Wolfe laughing]
[Gibson from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go]: "Gibson."
[Spongebob]: "Air is not good, Patrick. Air is not good..."

Hey Heffer, go 'head, Heffer
Hey Catdog, go 'head, Catdog
Hey mayor, go 'head, mayor
(They call me Spongebob) Better watch your back!