oh, watching the pirates all kill me,
they're burning me with their tea,
they wont let me go for a pee,
it trickles down my knee,
they murdered my best firend gord,
they killed him because they were bored,
thy ran away in a ford,
it was a mondeo

arghh, argh, argh,
argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh,
argh, argh, arghh, argh, agh,
argh, argh, argh, argh,argh, argh,

i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate,
i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate,

they went to sea in their boats,
they found in a very old moat,
there was also a hippo afloat,
it was wearing a fur coat,
they took away my treasure,
so they could have their pleasure,
the weight they had to measure,
because they're wimps

arghh, argh, argh,
argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh,
argh, argh, arghh, argh, agh,
argh, argh, argh, argh,argh, argh,

i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate,
i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate,

and if there's anybody else in here,
who hates rum, but likes beer,

ohhh, watching the pirates all kill, me,
they're burning me with their tea,
they wont let me go for a pee,
i wet my pants now,

arghh, argh, argh,
argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh,
argh, argh, arghh, argh, agh,
argh, argh, argh, argh,argh, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate,
i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate,

if the pirates come to my house,
i'll get my rabis mouse
i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate, i predict a pirate.