Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "There Will Be A Riot"

Original Song Title:

"I Predict A Riot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kaiser Chiefs

Parody Song Title:

"There Will Be A Riot"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

As much as this Derek Chauvin trial is getting exciting, I wanted to get in front with this song. Something to pacify the residents of the George Floyd Autonomous Zone. As well as rile them up b/c of their low fact status. Get out of Minneapolis if it's not too late.
(Intro)

(Verse 1)
Watching the people behind glass
It’s not looking good for police brass
Morris Hall speaking is hard pass
Is there enough resistance maybe
A guy who got caught with fake money
Then when cops showed up it’s not funny
And drugs that were used by his honey
A young black American

(Pre-Chorus)
La…blah blah blah blah blah blah>
Ah…blah blah blah blah blah blah

(Chorus)
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot

(Verse 2)
George was once put in the lorry
The press will not tell the full story
It’s more than a pose that looks gory
The state makes his family all wealthy
Folks all around miss the context
To bring out a jury that’s honest
As Chauvin has three charges to be processed
A country that’s put on edge

(Pre-Chorus)

(Chorus)
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
And if Derek doesn’t go to a cell+
Then we’re back to a burning helllllllll

(Instrumental Break)
(Ah…. x13)

(Verse 1 again)
Watching the people behind glass
It’s not looking good for police brass
Morris Hall speaking is hard pass
Is there enough resistance

(Pre-Chorus)

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

(Chorus)
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
And if Derek doesn’t go to a cell
Then we’re back to a burning hell
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
There will be a riot
> = Consider this as most people would care more about their feelings than facts. They would be putting fingers in their ears as the suggestion shows. + = Alternate lines: And if anybody lives in AZ (short for autonomous zone); Then there not going to be free.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Arch Vile - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
I hope this song ages well. I don't want to be proven wrong and then have to remove it later.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kaiserchiefs16.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 336