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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Back"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Back"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake feat Timbaland

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus Back"

Parody Written by:

Bartleby Haines

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I''m bringing Jesus back
Those other Christians don't know how to act
We crucified him baby that's a fact
He's going to make up for all the good you lack yep

Take 'em to the cross.

Holy babe
Descended from
a bunch of Hebrew slaves
They rolled the stone back to an empty grave
He loves you unless you're Muslim or gay

Take 'em to the Romans

Come here Jew
Go ahead, be gone with him
now you're back
go whip all over him
Go ahead, cruficy him
Wash my hands
Now he's your problem
now have some Easter treats
Go ahead kids, go eat some chocolate
And paint a boiled egg
to put with your chocolate
Why'd he die
so we can eat chocolate
Go ahead Child
Eat all that chocolate

Get your Easter on
Go ahead, eat Chocolate[Repeat 6 times]

Get your Easter on

[Verse 2]
I’m bringing Jesus Back
Them Scientologists be on the crack
He'll take those Mormons and give them a smack
It doesn't matter if you're black or white

Take 'em back to the Cross



[Verse 3]
I'm bringing Jesus back
if you love satan he'll kick you in the sack
He beat the devil if you're keeping track
I keep his book inside by back pack.

Don't take 'em to the Romans


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