-> "One Less Lonely Boy"
Original Song Title:
"One Less Lonely Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"One Less Lonely Boy"
The Lyrics
Alright let's go
Because I‘m a really lonely boy (really lonely boy)
I’m a lonely boy (really lonely boy)
You know I’m a really lonely boy (really lonely boy)
One less lonely boy (ha)
How many I beg you’s and start overs
And shoulders have I cried on before?
How many police calls be honest boy
How many tears I let hit the floor
How many masks I wore
Just to hide it back told her that
My restraining orders but no more
If you let me stalk you in this world
There'll be the one less lonely boy
Ohh Oh Oh
Stalked so many pretty ladies before I stalked you you
Now I just follow you
I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)
Noo No
Don't stalk these other pretty ladies like I stalk you
And when you’re mine in the world
There's gonna be one less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you) One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you) One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you)One less lonely boy
Because I’m a really lonely boy (I'm coming for you)
I'm gonna stalk you first (I'm coming for you)
I'll show you what I’m worth (That's what I'm gonna do)
If you let me stalk you in this world
There’s gonna be one less lonely boy
Christmas was so merry, 14th of February each one of them I stalked you
How many dinner dates set dinner plates and
He didn’t even touch his food
How many torn photographs saw you taping back
You know that I couldn’t see an open door
But no more
If you let me inside of your dorm
There'll be one less lonely boy
Ohh Oh Oh
Stalked so many pretty ladies
Before I stalked you you
Now I just follow you
I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you
Noo No
Don't stalk these other pretty ladies like I stalk you
And when you’re mine in this world
There’s gonna be one less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you)One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you)One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you)One less lonely boy
(There's gonna be) One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you) I'm gonna stalk you first
(I'm coming for you) I'll show you what I’m worth
(Thats what I'm gunna do)If you let me stalk you in this world
There's gonna be one less lonely boy
You can fix up my broken heart
You can give me a brand new start
I can make you believe (yeah)
That there is just not one girl free to fall,
Free to fall (not free to fall)
Fall in love
With me
Her doors locked and nowhere to get the key
I’ll stalk her and leave the world with one less lonely boy
There’s gonna be one less lonely boy (one less lonely boy)
One less lonely boy (one less lonely boy)
There’s gonna be one less lonely boy (one less lonely boy)
One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you)One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you) One less lonely boy
(I'm coming for you)One less lonely boy
There’s gonna be one less lonely boy (I'm coming for you)
I'm gonna stalk you first (I'm coming for you)
I'll show you what I’m worth (That's what I gotta do)
If you let me stalk you in this world
There's gonna be one less lonely boy
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