Song Parodies -> "God Help the USA"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the USA"

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Original Performer:

Jump 5

Parody Song Title:

"God Help the USA"

Parody Written by:

Leila Chan

The Lyrics

When I found this site, this first thing I did was submit stuff with my friend. This is the first official parody I have written, and the first one I've done on my own. Please comment and vote to help me write some more.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If tommorow all the things were gone
I'd worked for all my damn life
And I had to start again
Being a true American inside

I'd ask my God above
(I'd ask my God)
Why I'm living here today
'Cause our flag is hated world wide
To this very day

I'm pissed off to be an American
Where I'm forever ruled by an ass
And I'll never forgot the man who died
And give that "right" to me

So I'll stand up
Next to you
And defend myself today
Cause there ain't no doubt 'bout it
I despise this land
GOD HELP THE USA

From the lakes of Minnesota
To the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas
From sea to shining sea
From Detroit down to Houston
And New York to LA
There's dissappointment in every American heart
And it's time we stand and say
(Time we stand and say)

I'm pissed off to be an American
Where I'm forever ruled by an ass
And I'll never forget the man who died
And gave that "right" to me

So I'll stand up
Next to you
And defend myself today
'Cause there ain't no doubt 'bout it
I despise this land
GOD HELP THE USA

(Pissed off to be an American)
I'm pissed off to be an American
Where I'm forever ruled by a ass
And I'll never forget the man who died
And gave that "right" to me

So I'll stand up
Next to you
And defend myself today
'Cause there ain't no doubt 'bout it
I despise this land
GOD HELP THE USA
God help the USA....
(So pissed to be)
God help the USA
(So pissed of to be)
God help the USA

GOD HELP THE F*CKIN' USA!
*Smashes gutair and attacks studio assistants*
That's it, I'm moving to damn Toronto.

Pretty lame, but I'm sick of damn Bush. v.v. Please remember before you post that I'm an awful parody writer, remember that this is only my second.

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Picayune Paul - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

This is downright uncanny. I too wrote a parady of the same song, in 2001. And I already found somebody else has too. You're number three! Damn, how about this? God Help The USA Lyrics 2001 Picayune Paul, no rights reserved May resemble L.Greenwood 1984 (MCA & Polygram Music) If tomorrow all the things are gone I've worked for all my life How will I start over? Will I have to risk my life? It's not the way it used to be Livin' here today The flag used to stand for freedom But they're taking that away And I'm scared to be an American 'Cause I'm not so sure I'm free I had no idea the capitol Got moved to Tel Aviv And I'd like to stand up But I see tanks, black 'copters in the rain What's happened to this country? God help the USA Bullets fly in Pine Ridge Nation Tanks roll up Ruby Ridge Across the plains of Waco Federales killing kids Stormtroopers down in Houston Ther'es jackboots in L.A. Well, there's fear and doubt in American hearts And it's time to stand and say That I'm not the Ugly American And I hope the world will see That kinder, gentler machine gun hand Does not belong to me And I'd stick my head up But I see tanks, black 'copters in the rain What happened to this country? God help the USA _______________________________________ charlesxxtwo @ yahoo.com (no spaces)

donnafaye - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment

that is the most horrible thing i ahve ever read my God we are so blessed to be americans u could be starveing in africa and haiti and then to add God into the mix of that mess I AM STILL PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN !! and i think we would be better off if u did move to toronto and then maybe people who really love this country can make real changes good changes and God would really help the usa then lord help yall and open ur eyes to how blessed u really are to be an american and same on u for writeing this song !

Where Do We Go Now? - December 22, 2010 - Report this comment

I agree that that crap head has embarrassed the United States of America for all time. I hate the corruption and stupidity that is so rampant. A really intelligent American would not be a sheep and would realize just how screwed things are, then (s)he would work to try to change it. American principals and standards have been grossly bastardized in a very shameful way. Maybe that's what you were trying to convey. Have a good day.

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