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Song Parodies -> "Cattle"

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Original Performer:

Judas Priest

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Below Average Dave

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Cattle - they follow me around the town
They stare at me with evil grins
Like they know just where I've been

Oh Cattle - They watch me when I'm chowing down
They get loud when I am sleeping
They say to become vegan

Think I've lost my mind
Because I like beef well refined
I shot at one with my shot gun - it laughed at me
Cattle white like my bed sheets

Cattle - the dead ones-they are here for me
They say I didn't treat them right
and that I ate too much meat

So I ran outside
I ran and got burgers and fries
and now I hear an angry haunt - MOO you will bleed
Cattle they want to kill me

Cattle were already dead once I ate
Still seems like they'll decide my fate
They surround me and then I pray
Oo Cattle wants to make me pay

Stuck a fork inside me--ow!
Cattle threw me on a tray
Putting ketchup on me now
Put me in between two buns

Begging them to put me down
Cattle I won't taste too great
I think I'll become cow chow
They say I taste like chicken
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Why exactly is every animal out there plotting to kill you? Termites, Penguins, and Fish... Now cows want you dead? What exactly did you do to make these critters so pissed off at you?
Timmy1000 - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Do cattle work for ASCAP?
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Cattle should crap on ASCAP!!!! Great job, Dave. Good luck!!!
McKludge - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Matty, BAD might be feeling a little paranoid these days...
Leo Keough - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
A moo-ving rendition!!!...555!!!
Below Average Dave - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Timmy, Mark, and Leo. . .thank you McKludge (You bet I am). . .Matty LOL, Well, Actually the I was a termite in that song begging for mercy from a human, I don't know--I uncovered a terrorist plot by angry penguins to take over the world--ultimately foiled by Mexican hookers and I got a fish who happened to lead an evil army, but the dead cows want revenge since I ate their family. . .which sux cause I'm still recovering from the giant spider--I should write horror books, I sound like Stephen King :P
Agrimorfee - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artiistry) Yeah, you and these psychotic animals...recent events I think have given much parody fodder (oops). Little pacing blips here and there are overshadowed by pretty much every line having a good giggle or guffaw. Very nice!
Rex - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ghost bovines in the sky... are there any friendly animals in you world LOL?
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great parody, Dave! I'll bet $555 that the next animal that gangs up on you is weasels. Or is that 'are weasels'? Whatever.
Red Ant - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I would have never guessed the OS is by JP. Pretty solid parody here. Maybe this parody is the real reason cows are sacred in other parts of the world. Eat Mor Chikin'!

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