Cattle - they follow me around the town
They stare at me with evil grins
Like they know just where I've been

Oh Cattle - They watch me when I'm chowing down
They get loud when I am sleeping
They say to become vegan

Think I've lost my mind
Because I like beef well refined
I shot at one with my shot gun - it laughed at me
Cattle white like my bed sheets

Cattle - the dead ones-they are here for me
They say I didn't treat them right
and that I ate too much meat

So I ran outside
I ran and got burgers and fries
and now I hear an angry haunt - MOO you will bleed
Cattle they want to kill me

Cattle were already dead once I ate
Still seems like they'll decide my fate
They surround me and then I pray
Oo Cattle wants to make me pay

Stuck a fork inside me--ow!
Cattle threw me on a tray
Putting ketchup on me now
Put me in between two buns

Begging them to put me down
Cattle I won't taste too great
I think I'll become cow chow
They say I taste like chicken