Had a heart attack again
It must be the seventh time
Now you're out eating with all your friends
and I'm home alone half dying
You said those twinkies would last forever,
forever came at noon.
So tonight there's only one thing to do
I'm gonna

(Chorus)
Party like a fat guy, eat a bunch of moon pies
wake up naked in the kitchen floor
Throw my spaghetti out the window, eat a bunch of ho ho’s
Anything to get my mind off of food.
Try and get the buttered roll out of my eye
and party like a fat guy

After all the nights we spent eating on the couch
and all the parties I turned down because I didn’t feel like eating out
I guarantee you Skittle Diddle didn't put up with crap like this
But tonight I’m eating all the sh*t I missed
who’s hungry?!

(Chorus)
Party like a fat guy, eat a bunch of moon pies
wake up naked in the kitchen floor
Throw my spaghetti out the window, eat a bunch of ho ho’s
Anything to get my mind off of food.
Try and get the buttered roll out of my eye
and party like a fat guy

(Eating noises)
And the more I think about eating, the more I want to
Cuz tonight I'll probably be dead from heart attack number 8

(Chorus)
Party like a fat guy, eat a bunch of moon pies
wake up naked in the kitchen floor
Throw my spaghetti out the window, eat a bunch of ho ho’s
Anything to get my mind off of food.
Try and get the buttered roll out of my eye
and party like a fat guy

Yea, uh-huh, Party like a fat guy
We gonna, we gonna eat all that sh*t
Everybody say partyyy
Everybody say partyyy like a fat guy
I love food baby!
Whoo!!!