There's a strong bad pain
Shooting down my spine
As I'm bashing the Democrats
While I sit on my behind
My ex-maid sold the story to the tabloid press
The heat was getting hotter
I was forced to confess
You can drink from the bottle
You can smoke from the pipe
You can find addiction on the left and on the right
When the bottle is empty
Those cravings remain
Your body is aching from that strong bad pain
Cuz there's Vicodin, Demoral, Oxy
Percosat, Tyelonal 3
I beg to you doctor with my fortune and fame
Write me prescriptions for that strong bad pain
Spent a month in rehab for that strong bad pain
Making me suffer
I was forced to refrain
Then they said I shopped for doctors
But they didn't have no proof
So I filed a complaint with the A.C.L.U.
Cuz I need Vicodin, Demoral, Oxy
Percosat, Tyelonal 3
I beg to you doctor
My career's down the drain
Write me prescriptions for that strong bad pain
I can smell the paparazzi from a mile away
They want to get close
But they must stay away
I will not give an interview
They won't make it sound fair
My only destination is the middle of nowhere
I need Vicodin, Demeral, Oxy
Percosat, Tyelonal 3
Please help me doctor
I assure you I'm sane
Write me prescriptions for that strong bad pain
I beg to you doctor
I have nothing to gain
Write me prescriptions for that strong bad pain
The Liberals are causing this strong bad pain