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Song Parodies -> "No McNair"
Original Song Title:
"No Air"
Original Performer:
Jordan Sparks & Chris Brown
Parody Song Title:
"No McNair"
Parody Written by:
Rocky Mak
The Lyrics
OK, No Air had parodies done on it (namely the many version of "No Hair", "No Chair"), but given that Baltimore Ravens had to adjust to new quarterbacks, the only person I can think of was Steve McNair. Sure, he ain't that great in the latter part of his career, but despite a forgettable season last year, just like breaking up a long-standing passing combo, what if my Superstar HB/WR on Madden 08 does have a favourite QB dinged up? Let's see what he and his QB could've said.
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
(WR)
If I am cut before my 8th (season)
It's cause you said you'd walk away
Losing you is like running empty routes with no McNair, oh
(QB)
I'm here alone, I did want to heave
My knees were screwed, I had to leave
If there was a way that I can make you understand
(WR)
But how, do you expect me
To catch a pass with just me
Cause the new QB's been running, it's so hard to get TD's
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
(QB)
Tell me how you gon' play without me
(WR)
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
[Three days later, after the WR survived the cuts]
(QB, after his knees were healed, but pending the all-clear)
I'd walked, I'd run, I'd jump, I flew
Right off the ground to throw to you
There's no way for you to get no catch, for real.
(WR)
Well, with a brand new playbook to try
They took the catch, but I survived
I don't know how, but I've rocked my returning stats
But how, do you expect me
To run a reverse with Rudi (Johnson)
Cause I really need the catches, can't score points in fantasy.
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
Tell me who you gon' heave without me
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
(WR)
Six More (throws from the QB)
(QB)
First Downs
(WR)
My first TDs
(WR)
Come back McNair
(QB)
McNair
WHOA
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
Tell me who you gon' heave without me
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
(QB)
Tell me how you gon' play without me
(WR)
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair
(WR)
If I am cut before my 8th (season)
It's cause you said you'd walk away
Losing you is like running empty routes with no McNair, oh
(QB)
I'm here alone, I did want to heave
My knees were screwed, I had to leave
If there was a way that I can make you understand
(WR)
But how, do you expect me
To catch a pass with just me
Cause the new QB's been running, it's so hard to get TD's
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
(QB)
Tell me how you gon' play without me
(WR)
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
[Three days later, after the WR survived the cuts]
(QB, after his knees were healed, but pending the all-clear)
I'd walked, I'd run, I'd jump, I flew
Right off the ground to throw to you
There's no way for you to get no catch, for real.
(WR)
Well, with a brand new playbook to try
They took the catch, but I survived
I don't know how, but I've rocked my returning stats
But how, do you expect me
To run a reverse with Rudi (Johnson)
Cause I really need the catches, can't score points in fantasy.
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
Tell me who you gon' heave without me
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
(WR)
Six More (throws from the QB)
(QB)
First Downs
(WR)
My first TDs
(WR)
Come back McNair
(QB)
McNair
WHOA
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
Tell me who you gon' heave without me
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
Tell me how we'll win with no McNair?
Can't catch balls with no McNair
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
Come back, my McNair
(WR)
Got me out here with no catch in 3 weeks
(QB)
Tell me how you gon' play without me
(WR)
If you ain't here, I can't catch deep
Come back, my McNair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair,'Nair
McNair
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Air McNair. Quoth the Ravens playoff chances: NEVERMORE. Quote this song's ratings: 555.
Strange now that we go back to this. Joe Flacco is doing surprisingly well.
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