After some internet searching
I'll dig in some Russian beef
But I changed my mind, so I'll
Tell this to my neighbor's son Keith
Who do they think some changes are bad?
There's gotta be a million debacles like that

Some folks called them "Freedom Fries"
I'm fed up 'cause I'm hungry
Curb my appetite
Burgers with them on the side.
Tinkered around "Freedom Fries"
Not the so-called "Freedom Toast"
Usually called "French Fries"
Why not call 'em "Freedom Fries"?

I would discuss with you 'bout
Some darn fed-up business
Of weird names for certain foods
Such as Empire biscuits
If Greek coffee was "Turkish coffee"
It's like "Muhammad Rose" was Danish Pastry

Why dealing with "Freedom Fries"?
I'd hardly hallucinate
Wet my appetite
I don't have to be polite
Tinkered around "Freedom Fries"
Not "fish and potato chips"
Usually called "French Fries"
Some guys call 'em "Freedom Fries"

More and more, I start to realize,
I can't tolerate this stuff
About this "French is freedom"
As in "potatoes being thin-sliced"

What's the deal with "Freedom Fries"?
Have a "Salisbury Steak"
With them on the side
I'm curbing my appetite
Did I mention German Spitz
As well as "Kiwi loaves"?
Why lay off the Sauerkraut
And hot dogs without a doubt

Why'd they call 'em "Freedom Fries"?
I'm fed up but still hungry
Curb my appetite
With Philly Steaks alongside.
Tinkered around "Freedom Fries"
Not that "Russian Salad"
Usually called "French Fries"
Why not call 'em "Freedom Fries"?
So?