"The Acolyte" is gay
As Disney has decreed
They focus on the ways
That lesbians can breed

The feeble writing blows
A toxic chorus sings
Try to kill the Lucas way
But meesa 'members every ting

Why is it so dumb
A franchise ends
All the merchandise
Overflows bargain bins

And Star Wars hits the wall
Everyone's a jerk
Kathy let us down
Disney's gone berserk

Dark side bein' hella strong today, me fear

Compared to all this corn
The prequels still endure
Even Jar Jar Binks
Wasn't cow manure

No need to entertain
Or keep the canon clear
Make it more diverse
Make the droids all queer

Where have they all gone
The manly men
Guys like Luke and Han
And ofay boomer Ben

The clueless run it all
Streaming's going dark
Ratings are all down
One more jumps the shark

If Lucas had the balls
He's take us back today
Long, long time ago
Place far, far away