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Song Parodies -> "Donuts"

Original Song Title:

"Daughters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"Donuts"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Requested by HappyRocketShipComedian1990 Enterprises Inc. Homer Simpson sings about a food item he likes most. And the food item is donuts. Donuts are like for breakfast, and every donut can be found at Food Lion, Dunkin' Donuts, and other stores. Donuts can be used to dunk coffee or milk. Donuts can also be used for dessert.
[Verse 1]
I know a food,
It starts my day right, it changes my mood.
But, I can't even choose,
Some of them which have all the toppings that I wouldn't lose
Morning comes, there's the sun,
The sun tells me to get a little of fun.
Now I'm starting this day,
With the donuts that have just ran away.

[Chorus]
Maggie, we need to buy more donuts,
Donuts are food for breakfast too.
Give me some coffee, that goes with the toffee,
But toffee can't be stuck to donuts like glue.

[Verse 2]
Oh, you see that one?
It's the chocolate donut on a bun,
Since that day I walked in, I'd find a place to stay,
Now I'm home with my wife and my kids.

[Chorus]
I wish I could buy more donuts,
Donuts are food for breakfast too.
Give me some coffee, that goes with the toffee,
But toffee can't be stuck to donuts like glue.

[Verse 3]
No cereal or cake,
I don't want fries or a steak,
No cherry pie,
No tuna on rye.
I don't want these food items here, cause all I want,
is the food that I love.

[Bridge]
Just give me one or two, please.
Gonna sell this donut shop,
Give me a raise and I'll be on top.

[Outro]
And now I'm in here, selling donuts.
Donuts are food for breakfast too.
Give me some coffee, that goes with the toffee,
But toffee can't be stuck to donuts like glue.
But toffee can't be stuck to donuts like glue.
But toffee can't be stuck to donuts like glue.

Homer doesn't want any of that food. All he's wanting is donuts. If he eats too much donuts, he gets fat, and he doesn't want that to happen to his whole body, because he'll need to go to a hospital. And a gym.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Records.

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