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Song Parodies -> "What's Zero plus Zero?"
Original Song Title:
"A Working Class Hero"
Original Performer:
John Lennon/Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"What's Zero plus Zero?"
Parody Written by:
Sour Kreme
The Lyrics
yes. zi can do math. i just don't like to admit it.
As soon as I started school they made me feel small
By teaching me math in each room on each hall
Till my brain hurt so bad I felt nothing at all
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
I laugh at my home but I cry at my school
they hate me just because I don’t know two plus two
I don’t understand any arithmetic rules
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Numbers have tortured and scared me for all of my years
I guess I’ll never get a well paying career
My mind just won’t function when it’s math I hear
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Hypnotized with video games and TV
It’s only that mathematics mean nothing to me
And I’m still hurt inside as far as I can see
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
There's knowledge to gain they are telling me still
But I don’t really care about Math at all
If math was convicted I’d totally kill
zero plus zero’s a mystery to me
zero plus zero’s a mystery to me
If you want to be a math dropout, follow me
If you want to be a math dropout, follow me
By teaching me math in each room on each hall
Till my brain hurt so bad I felt nothing at all
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
I laugh at my home but I cry at my school
they hate me just because I don’t know two plus two
I don’t understand any arithmetic rules
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Numbers have tortured and scared me for all of my years
I guess I’ll never get a well paying career
My mind just won’t function when it’s math I hear
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Hypnotized with video games and TV
It’s only that mathematics mean nothing to me
And I’m still hurt inside as far as I can see
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
Zero plus Zero’s a mystery to me
There's knowledge to gain they are telling me still
But I don’t really care about Math at all
If math was convicted I’d totally kill
zero plus zero’s a mystery to me
zero plus zero’s a mystery to me
If you want to be a math dropout, follow me
If you want to be a math dropout, follow me
Talk about a redneck song
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