(Verse 1)
He took those Beanos to stop those stankin farts,
Sweet smellin farts he had a tempted charm.
Before I turned around the whole bar was gone.
All I could say was "Bartender that fart was strong"
(CHORUS)
Heres to that gas that came out his ass,
I hope he's happy with it.
Heres to the fart, that killed my girl,
that stinky angel of death.
I think the devil eats Taco Bell,
All i know is he's from hell.
Not against his will.
And I'V got time to kill,
down in Brokenfartsville.
(Verse 2)
It was long and stinky, comin out very slow,
An he started to strain, that thang was good.
Out came the stink, then she waved good bye,
My hearts gone to hell and so have I.
(CHORUS x2)