[lebeiw15]
I've bought so many Walkmans
It's like they're all the same
They're so gosh darn expensive
And then they always break

And when I get caught stealing,
Who's gonna rescue me?
My only problem is,
The mall's security

[lebeiw15 (S.T.G.)]
(Tired of stealin' a loan) Yeah, yeah
(Soon I'll be stealing the phone) Yeah, yeah
(The bank's hidin' their merchandise) Yeah, yeah
(That the police cannot identify) My stuff

[lebeiw15 (S.T.G.)]
Cause I steal
(That fancy car, that juicy food, the dog you walk)
Cause I steal
(That shampoo Nair, that movie "Hook", nailfiles, and hair)
Cause I steal
(The weirdest wiles, even cowbells, and "Girls Gone Wild")
Cause I steal
And I'm, gonna go to jail soon

[S.T.G.]
Cop, I've been thinkin' bout this relationship
And I wanna know is this as good as it gets
Cause we've been through the worst crimes and the best crimes
But it was our crime, even if it was a great crime
Lebeiw15 lookin' at me, smilin' at me, laughin' like it's our first paro'dy
But not knowin', gettin' broken, and we're gettin' arrested
Hard muggin' and straight chuggin'
Chuck, I ain't doin' this junk for nuttin'
I'm here to start the robbin', poppin, let's jack up this new Benz
Sirens soundin' in the wind, sweat glistenin' off my skin, hey
I'm naughty, criminal whitey
But you still don't mess with this par'dy


[lebeiw15 (S.T.G.)]
Cause I steal
(That fancy car, that juicy food, the dog you walk)
Cause I steal
(That shampoo Nair, that movie "Hook", nailfiles, and hair)
Cause I steal
(The weirdest wiles, even cowbells, and "Girls Gone Wild")
Cause I steal
And I'm, gonna go to jail soon

[lebeiw15]
I took a DVD, a new TV, got it from Best Buy for free
But not knowin' the police were right in front of me
My life I live to the limit and I love it
Now I can steal again, baby, now I can steal again

Now people askin' what the deal with you and so and so
I tell them people, mind their biz, and then I steal their dough
Cause my life I live to the limit and I love it
Now I can steal again, baby, now I can steal again

[lebeiw15 (S.T.G.)]
(Tired of stealin' a loan) Yeah, yeah
(Soon I'll be stealing the phone) Yeah, yeah
(The bank's hidin' their merchandise) Yeah, yeah
(That the police cannot identify) My stuff

[lebeiw15 (S.T.G.)]
Cause I steal
(That fancy car, that juicy food, the dog you walk)
Cause I steal
(That shampoo Nair, that movie "Hook", nailfiles, and hair)
Cause I steal
(The weirdest wiles, even cowbells, and "Girls Gone Wild")
Cause I steal
And I'm, gonna go to jail soon

[Repeat till end]