blondes drinking is very bad she gotta low iq now
all the blondes in the club getting ditsy (6)

1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4
IQ lower than the room temperature
baby girl just got tricked by michael moore
thinks were still in the second world war
maybe her S.A.T.S had a real low score
thinks art and government grants equal porn
bottom of the 9th and this harlot gotta score
if not she should retire with demi more
here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1
looks and acts like amy poehler in baby mom-ah
her advocate must of been joseph stalin
and plot with V.I Lenin
likes to call me "babe" and call me "Hun"
can probably cheerlead for the pheonix suns
eco-friendly and likes to have fun
theres one problem she is a dunce

repeat chorus

(Blonde singing)

3 here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6
what number comes after six i forget
i gotta new purse cuz my daddy's really rich
just cuz im blonde peole think im a ditz
i think britney spears is the shiznit
blonde bombshell, pedicure and nose zits
i say whatever, totally and as if
here come the the 3 to the 2 to the 4
my head hurts i cant count anymore
wanna see my toush shake on the dance floor
6 ft high heels man my feet really sore
want to just fall asleep now on the dance floor
laugh uncontrollably it becomes a bore
i always trying to fit in with thecrew
but theyd say i fit in better with the moulin rouge

repeat chorus

(blonde singing)

3 here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6
oh yeah my daddy is really rich
i think christina aguilera is the shiznit
kate beckinsale cant top my Shi*
just cuz im blonde everyone says im a ditz
paralyze all the boys with my kiss
now i got this guy for my twiter pics
now hes on the sideline staring and i know he is looking at me
i know this is all what he wants to see
got hes number oh YAY GO ME!!!