Song Parodies -> "Much Worse Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Pain"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Much Worse Pain"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(This is the edited one... The other one I submitted too early without editing. One big mistake in the last one lead me to fix many more small mistakes. So this one is the final draft)

Used that hot glue gun and got a welt
That smarts!
I drove a nail right through my left hand
I cry and I bleed

I am such a Klutz that coffee’s spilt
All over now
Please I’m begging you hide the power drills
Cause there’s holes in my leg!

Scorched my tie cooking curly fries
And now my chest’s burnt black
This Fast Food job is killing me
The stain is here to stay!
Broke behind trying to rock climb
No, no, no
I fell at least two hundred feet

Then I went to play some ball with you
I did
You swung and hit me with your baseball bat
Now I have to limp

I cut off my knees with that chainsaw
And walking’s hard
How I’m still alive fills you guys with awe
It’s true no pain no gain!

Now I’m blind a pen’s stuck in my eye
I fell asleep in Math
But I can’t let that bother me
I’m getting used to pain!
Slipped on slime now my back’s not fine
Ow, ow, ow!
Cause I’ve landed on a rake

(Now my spine it really aches)

I need a few Band-Aids!
Fresh baked pie’s too hot my tongue fried
Now taste buds I do lack
Body parts in agony!
I broke my everything!
Don’t know why God keeps me alive
Oh, oh, oh
My clumsiness does bother me

I am in pain
I am in pain
I am in pain
I am in pain! Oy Vey!!!

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Invisible Boy - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Wow Matty...you're really having a bad day. I liked the idea of taking a song called "Pain" and taking it over the top with "Much Worse Pain"

Below Average Dave - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice twist on TOS Matty, told you this one was easy once you had an Idea for it ;)

agrimorfee - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Better than my own "Took My Brain Away", to be certain.

Mark Scotti - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC)Your Boo Boo's made Ha Ha's!!!

Christie Marie M - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC M/N) Aww...you poor thing! I know how that feels because I'm the biggest klutz ever. I not only break stuff, but I end up hurting my self eventually with the insult added to injury on the fact that I have low tolerance of pain. One of my friends shot his foot by accident with a nail gun, so we can relate to that. I might try to write this kind of parody someday. Here's a First Aid kit filled with 5 bandaids, 5 ointments, and 5 ice packs to cure your pain!

Abbott Skelding - June 19, 2011 - Report this comment

Nice work! I love the OS and this was a great idea to take it over the top. Nice job!

Blaydeman - June 19, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Sounds painful LOL! However this parody wasn't at all.Actually it's quite awesome! 555 trips to the hospital.

D-Mon - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment

!(ABC) ouch, LOL! awesome job!

bobpiecheese - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC5) Ah, gotta love the ol' "take the title of the OS and turn it on it's head in one way or another" deal. Great job here, hope this didn't happen all in one day. 555 bottles of Dettol for you!

Below Average Dave - June 24, 2011 - Report this comment

I remember the writing period for this one, so I know where you were coming from on it

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