[Verse 1:]
Now, I’ve had a long day at work
And I need some music to get through it
And I can’t wait to get home to you
Cause me without music, is like Michael Jackson
Without Macaulay Culkin, man I really need to get some tunes, from you!
I turn on MTV tonight
Hopin that I’ll hear some Plies
All I see is some Asian named Tila
They never play music, it’s true
Don’t understand what they do
Tell me what a man is to do?

[Chorus:]
Cause I can no longer watch MTV
I can no longer watch MTV
There’s no music that they’ll supply to me
No more Reality TV please
I’m going out of my mind
I can no longer watch MTV
I can no longer watch MTV
There’s no music that they’ll supply to me
So tired of Reality
I’m going out of my mind

[Verse 2:]
I thought the M in MTV
Stood for Music, not Dee-Dee-Dee
I really wish that you would just stay true
And you say that you will make it right
By making FN Friday Nights
But that doesn’t change anything, you douche!
That’s just 60 Minutes with Pete Wentz
That’s like PlayGirl without the sex
Tell me why have you done this to me?
And yes you do play videos
But that’s 5 o’ clock in the morning, yo!
What kind of dumbass is up that early?

[Chorus]

You’ve corrupted me
I want Music not Reality
So now I’m leaving you
Cause see, somebody else will give me tunes
You’ve had your chance, now I’m saying Fuck You!

[Chorus]

Oh, No, Mo, MTV! x6