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Song Parodies -> "Strict Ass Nun"
Original Song Title:
"Cold Hard Bitch"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jet
Parody Song Title:
"Strict Ass Nun"
Parody Written by:
Monica-The Good Witch of Washington
The Lyrics
Conflicting Religions just never seem to get along, do they?(Especially since I'm in a Catholic school and I pray to Buddha. They can't stop me!)
Gotta break out
Gotta run from detention
Got about five
And you know I don't enjoy it
Ain't gonna hang around till there's nobody moping
I don't wanna feel bad and talk about what I've done, alright!
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me
Gonna psyche her out
She's my latest affliction
Got caught snappin' towels
Had to get a detention
Gonna make me cry cause she's over controllin'
Don't wanna get snatched and taken to the dean swollen (ow!)
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me
She wants to give me
Strict ass nun
Just a yell from her mouth
And I was on my face
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me
Gotta run from detention
Got about five
And you know I don't enjoy it
Ain't gonna hang around till there's nobody moping
I don't wanna feel bad and talk about what I've done, alright!
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me
Gonna psyche her out
She's my latest affliction
Got caught snappin' towels
Had to get a detention
Gonna make me cry cause she's over controllin'
Don't wanna get snatched and taken to the dean swollen (ow!)
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me
She wants to give me
Strict ass nun
Just a yell from her mouth
And I was on my face
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Yeah I'm hating
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nun
She wanna take all our fun
Making us pray to god
but I pray to Buddha!
Strict ass nuns
They made us sell stuff for funds
Oh god help me
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Heh...that must suck. Good song.
buddha's nothin compared to God
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