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Song Parodies -> "Are You Gonna Be A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Gonna Be My Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Are You Gonna Be A Girl"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Call mother, dad's in drag again...
(wolf whistles)

I said 3, 2, 1
Daddy what have you done?
Because you look so camp
That I can't believe you are a man
I said you look so camp
That I almost thought you were my mam

7, 8, 9 you do it all the time
You're raking in a lot of money
From the guys who call you 'honey'

Lea-ther boots
Light blonde wig
Almost girl but your
Feet's too big

Daddy please
Stay home with me
Don't go off with those other men, yeah!
I know mum will be
Pretty peeved
If she sees you wearing them, yeah!

I said "are you gonna be a girl?"

Won't listen to me
Mam's coming home at three
Now you're dressed in drag
And you look like a dirty slag
I said you look so queer
With mothers studs in your ears

45 mins
And you've been drinking gins
And blowin all your money
On a gin and tonic matrimony

Fishnet tights
Mother's bras
Daddy's been to all
The gay bars

Daddy please
Don't dress that way
Wear normal clothes like other men, yeah!
I know you aint got
Much to wear
But tights are unacceptable, yeah!

I said "are you gonna be a girl?"

I won't see
You home with mam
Coz you're out drinking in your drag, yeah!
Why'd you have to be
A drag queen
What's wrong with wearing your old jeans?, yeah!

No more drag
No more drag
No more dressing like a girl, yeah!
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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 4   1
 5   8

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Rex - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL funny! And congratulations on getting above the "25 line" on the authors page. I'll be there someday...
Kim West - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow…usually have more to say than that, but there it is. 5,5,5 for leaving me speechless.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Rex - Don't give up, man! Thank you Kim - Wow, now IM speechless! Thanx
Stuart McArthur - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, you did this Aussie song proud - and congrats on 25, DAK - 555
Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Muchas Gracias, Stu. A much needed 555
Andrew Darwitan - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! This one is cool. 5s
Dumb Ass Kid - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks once again, Andrew. Do you ever get sick of me saying that?! lol! Only kidding! Thanx
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Another Aussie satisfied! 454
Dumb Ass Kid - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Jake/Luke(?!)
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
555!!! =) Twisted funny!!!
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-Chan

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