-> "Juicy Moles"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Soul"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Juicy Moles"
The Lyrics
[Intro:]
I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.
You're the one I wanna cop,
You're the one I wanna feel.
I won't let my juices go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.
I know/ you need/ something special,
For you/ I'd sell/ extra weed
I want/ you to/ crave my body
Then I hope you'll see/ the testes on me.
[Chorus:]
I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.
You're the one I wanna cop,
You're the one I wanna feel.
I won't let my juices go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.
Your luscious mole!!
Yessir!!
You might/ need time/ to over think
So let/ me get/ you a strong drink
It'll make/ you ill/ogically think
Then you'll be all mine forever.
[Chorus]
I'm a moron / it's more than true
With some cold beer you might like me too
I'm just tryin to buy me some time,
Till the roofies/ overtake your behind
I just wanna prove that I'm not a child
Dense and uninformed on sex.
I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste
I just want you and your juicy (tender) mole
You're the one I wanna cop
You're the slut I wanna feel,
I won't let your feet stink up the place,
I want you and your moles!
I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste
I just want you and your tender mole
(ad libbing in mood below)
A E I O U
Smutty Whorefest,
Yodelaehee hooo!!
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