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Song Parodies -> "Comedy TV"

Original Song Title:

"Reality TV"

Original Performer:

J Dilla

Parody Song Title:

"Comedy TV"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

I'm having trouble at the crib
I'm going at it with my baby mother where I live
While the soldiers bleed, the economy recede
And all she want to watch is comedy TV
Well for us real life is Modern Family
Some behaviour, I couldn't figure the flavour
It has three different types of families I could remember
And love families
That's what I'm not made of
I bought a membership to the Moden Family Fan Club
To see if I could stand a real chance with this love
It don't make sense, the way she try to turn me G through to Gent
Don't need tough love don't get it mixed up

I was one of them The Lucy Show, The Beverly Hillbillies
She was a little live jawn watching The Andy Griffith Show
The Best Week Ever had her goin for broke like Jerry Seinfeld
Or Courtney Cox, but no he never listened
When I drop on That Girl
Daydreamin of becoming The Dick Van Dyke Show
Or maybe The Brady Bunch but bring your family out
See your laugh out
Move out like The Jeffersons out of All in the Family
But that's against all odds
Pick apart this mic, come try to The Big Bang Theory
Watchin' as Kevin Can't Wait
Yeah it's waiting to see
And it's like a 1996 episode of Dave's World
Whether it be for the love of the payday
Or for the love of trying to watch Family Affair
The most modest girlfriend ever on Mom
She wanna be Christy livin Life in Napa, C.A.
And change her last name, and sine Will & Grace was passing
She watched I Love Lucy and Our Miss Brooks all day
That's all she talk about in the 1950s
I swear to God it drove me to drink about a half a carafe, hey
My head's so spinning
I'm so through with women
Who watch reruns of Danny Thomas with dinner
And Mary Tyler Moore, moms and Bob Newhart
And the Rhoda show, and Sanford and Son
Joey Bishop, 21 and The Nanny
I'd rather see Mad About You or Drew Carey
Instead it's just Superior Donuts, I'm Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Goldberg she rearranged the 1980s
Now she keep changing outfits
I'm about to get American Housewife to do something about this
The house not fresh, she not Here's Lucy
I tell her 9JKL, she tell me not yet
Watching The Middle lookin at sh*t she never gon' get
America's best laugh move she tryin to do the step
'Bout to do her like Patricia Heatoj and tell her to the left
Truth be told, she's bout to television me to be alive

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