If you have lots of problems don't complain to your king
I got 99 problems and one is the ring

[Verse One]
I got to hide this ring from Sauron's things
It's good that they think I'm still with the King
Uruk Hai they only want death to bring
Elves they used to be, now they just wanna eat me
Boromir went crazy now I have to flee
I tried to sneak across the river quietly
Sam's like, 'Mister Frodo!' I guess he heard me
So together we set off me and Samwise Gamgee
And that's hastily the entire first movie
The others tryin to find Pippin and Mer-RY
So now we set off to Mordor
And then destroy the ring so Sauron is no more
Why didn't we take Aragorn?
Cause getting to Mount Doom safe is gonna be a chore
When this ring goes in the fire it's all done
I got 99 problems and this ring is one
Hide me

[Chorus]
99 Problems and also the ring
If you have lots of problems don't complain to your king
I got 99 problems and one is the ring
Hide me

[Verse Two]
The night is very dark and we both hear a sound
And he's talking to himself over there on the ground
I got two choices take him along with us or
Hit him over the head with this rock from the floor
Now I ain't got a clue on where we're supposed to be
Plus Gandalf said Gollum used to be just like me
So i...chose to take him with us on the road
And Sam says "Frodo, what are we taking that thing for?"
Cause we're lost and scared and he knows where to go?
And he used to be like me Sam that I do know
And you want to leave him behind or kill him? no!
"Well I still don't trust him tie him up with elven rope"
"I'm still gonna watch him when we're asleep tonight"
"Did you see that Mr. Frodo! Out of my hand he just took a bite!"
You're lying he never bit all he did was spit
"Well if he does it again tell him that he'll be hit"
Well all our food is missing and it looks like you have my pack
And there are crumbs on your cloak maybe you can explain that
"Can't you see he's trying to turn you against me or something?"
"Or kill us and take the ring or somethin?"
Nah if he wanted to he could have for a while
Smeagol is happy Sam just look at his smile
"I'm still staying up at night to watch that thing"
I got 99 problems and one is the ring
Hide me

[Chorus X2]

[Verse Three]
Now not very long after all of that
Smeagol knew a shortcut ended up a trap
Me and Sam both got attacked by this humungous spider
It's times like this that I wish we would have taken Strider
We got out of that and began to resume
Our perilous journey to reach the Mount Doom
You know see the fires and in goes the ring
And that will be the end to this whole thing
And when we finally got to the rim we both looked back and saw him
Hope Gollum can swim, we threw the one ring in
And there Sauron goes defeated once again
All the free people have killed him once again
Isildur's line victors again
Everything turns black and I pass out again then
I wake up in Elrond's house with Bilbo again
There's Merry, Pippin, and Sam they smilin'
I look up and see Gandalf and all them
I go back to the Shire and start preparin
Me and Bilbo going West, Sam's crying
I got 99 problems but took care of the ring
Miss me

[Chorus X3]