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Song Parodies -> "C.I.A. (Central Intelligence Agency)"
Original Song Title:
"D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)"
Original Performer:
Jay-Z
Parody Song Title:
"C.I.A. (Central Intelligence Agency)"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Everybody's favorite U.S. agency.
La da da da, hey, hey, hey goodbye
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Verse 1: This Central Intelligence, hella diligence
This ain’t for foreign lands, this ain’t for Netherlands
This is CIA may I say, do demands
Preferably by the President, we are his hands
Wrong, this ain’t politically correct
But we are just his political connects
Our rules are limited
But I assure you people, that we are legitimate
Go get the intel
We may do it ourself, we’re so vital
I know we facing a recession
The without the CIA, it would be the Great Depression
And y’all lack aggression
You’re under arrest, learn your lesson
People this stuff violent
But we’re the CIA b***h! Please remain silent!
La da da da, hey, hey, hey goodbye
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Hold up!
Verse 2: This ain’t the FBI reckon
This is the actually Company with deadly weapons
We’re gonna watch your house and…
Now you see, we want people to feel threatened
Uh, stop your baby boy cryin’
The plot, the plan, all the people dyin’, no lyin’
Your boy’s lips too tight
Your mind’s too bright, and voice too quiet
We have worn black for years straight
May I suggest a change of shade
We ain’t your small town police
He told me to kill y’all to keep all the peace
Made in 1 9 4 7
For U.S., for we the best in
People this stuff violent
But we’re the CIA b***h! Please remain silent!
La da da da, hey, hey, hey goodbye
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Hold up!
Verse 3: Is everything classified?
Don’t ask again, or you’ll be vaporized!
Get someone from CNN to talk ‘bout this
Give it to TV, let a show out this
Fifty secs, to runaway
We are gonna spy on you another day
You are complaining too much
Get back to trust, remaining too much
We’re a top-secret agency
So how is it everyone can see
We just don’t follow a set of rules
Talking about how I be tracking down lazy fools
That sound sneaky to you?
If you a smart one, listen while I’m speaking to you
People this stuff violent
But we’re the CIA b***h! Please remain silent!
La da da da, hey, hey, hey goodbye
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Hold up!
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Verse 1: This Central Intelligence, hella diligence
This ain’t for foreign lands, this ain’t for Netherlands
This is CIA may I say, do demands
Preferably by the President, we are his hands
Wrong, this ain’t politically correct
But we are just his political connects
Our rules are limited
But I assure you people, that we are legitimate
Go get the intel
We may do it ourself, we’re so vital
I know we facing a recession
The without the CIA, it would be the Great Depression
And y’all lack aggression
You’re under arrest, learn your lesson
People this stuff violent
But we’re the CIA b***h! Please remain silent!
La da da da, hey, hey, hey goodbye
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Hold up!
Verse 2: This ain’t the FBI reckon
This is the actually Company with deadly weapons
We’re gonna watch your house and…
Now you see, we want people to feel threatened
Uh, stop your baby boy cryin’
The plot, the plan, all the people dyin’, no lyin’
Your boy’s lips too tight
Your mind’s too bright, and voice too quiet
We have worn black for years straight
May I suggest a change of shade
We ain’t your small town police
He told me to kill y’all to keep all the peace
Made in 1 9 4 7
For U.S., for we the best in
People this stuff violent
But we’re the CIA b***h! Please remain silent!
La da da da, hey, hey, hey goodbye
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Hold up!
Verse 3: Is everything classified?
Don’t ask again, or you’ll be vaporized!
Get someone from CNN to talk ‘bout this
Give it to TV, let a show out this
Fifty secs, to runaway
We are gonna spy on you another day
You are complaining too much
Get back to trust, remaining too much
We’re a top-secret agency
So how is it everyone can see
We just don’t follow a set of rules
Talking about how I be tracking down lazy fools
That sound sneaky to you?
If you a smart one, listen while I’m speaking to you
People this stuff violent
But we’re the CIA b***h! Please remain silent!
La da da da, hey, hey, hey goodbye
Hold up!
Chorus: Only agents to re-write history without a pen
Nice I.D. on my suit, let the story begin, begin, begin
Hold up!
December 14, 2010
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