-> "The Final Fantasy II Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Remedy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Final Fantasy II Song"
Parody Written by:
Timothy Bishop
The Lyrics
Well I saw Fire 3 yeah she burned it
She's a little black mage
And I guess she just learned it
She was born then her mother would die
Hair was green
And Edge was always makin' a scene
Yeah somethin' in the tower
Caused a big meteor shower
Just a bit-o Tellah's power
And he wilted like a flower
It was over, take an airship flee
And if you've gotten poisoned, Cid's got a remedy
The remedy's to build experience
'Cause it's a dangerous old world out there
I say you never should take Kain too serious
'Cause he'll be good then bad, who knows for sure
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The night with five peeps in the same bed
So cast a Life on all of your friends
And with luck, you'll get to Golbez in the end
I won't hurry this quest away
I won't hurry this quest away
I heard two men talkin' in the next room
The King and Baigan just discussing my doom
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
They were counting down the crystals
But they didn't know I won't be back after this
It's unavoidable, Miss
Rosa baby maybe we're sure to derail this catastrophe
Dance with me
And if they give you poison I got the remedy
The remedy, it costs a thousand gil,
But it'll stop your status ailment quick
I say you'll never see a Yang without a kick
But Edward hides away 'cause he's just sick
I say the tragedy is how I'm gonna find
My brother's been kickin' my behind
So I'm relyin' on all of my friends
When it all goes down with Zemus in the end
I won't hurry this quest away
I won't hurry this quest away
When the walls close on in, a chill in your bone
There's no need to worry when the twins turn into stone
You can turn off the game but you're still gonna know
There's more to the show
'Cause the Remedy, you're gonna need it bad
When you get sleeped or silenced don't get mad
I say you're gonna ride, a whale to the moon
And you'll be meeting up with Golbez soon
I say the weapons you will find are pretty strong
The rest of your quest won't be too long
So cast the Nuke and Meteo then
You'll be flyin' home to Baron in the end
I won't hurry this quest away
I won't hurry this quest away
I won't, I won't, I won't
I won't hurry this quest away
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