Summer's such a fun time for all other children
I'm cleaning the grill because my parents are villians
I just want to relax
But they won't cut me slack

Can't hit the pool so I'll pout
While I'm washing my dad's Lexus
The hallways I'll be mopping like I'm stuck in detention
Allowance I have got to earn
Sweep these crumbs and scrub scum

Elders are cheapskates
So bored and sore
I really hate
My chores

Sick of the daily grind, It makes me scream
Water all these plants, Make windows gleam
Check out my chore chart and what I've done, done, done...
I should be out swimming in the ocean or out on a swing but I'm trapped here angrily
Gotta make this bath tub shine wearing gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves...

I wanna go and skate
Or snore outdoors
I really hate
My chores!

But the adults will dictate
Lace grandma's warts
I really hate
My chores!

Need to go mow the lawn
And then fix it's motor, Sneer
It's a pain in the rear

I'm outside walking the dog and then I'm a babysitter
But things get really awkward when my friends post stuff on Twitter
Hashtag #partywasablast
Mine are much more Hashtag #cutthegrass

While all my friends are playing at camp this whole summer season
Plus getting tons of cavities once cotton candy's eaten
I'll clean the chicken coop
While covered in hen poop

Hardwork's not a trait
I store, Sweat pours
Obliterate
My chores

Help me out of this bind and set me free
Blisters on my hands from chopping trees
Need to do my part but I hate straightening these drawers
So I'll groan and moan, This blows
I can't join all my classmates
And go play some sports
Pissed so, pissed so, pissed cause I hate
My chores

Oh, My chores
Oh, My chores
Oh, oh
My mom said I can skip my chores
That's make-believe, Never complete with chores