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Song Parodies -> "I'm Bored (Royal Reportage Reprise)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Yours"

Original Performer:

Jason Mraz

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Bored (Royal Reportage Reprise)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Following on from the one I wrote about the wedding, the coverage of the Duchess of Cambridge's impending royal sprog is getting a little bit wearing, too.
Well, it's all over everywhere, that Kate's having a baby
I've tried to ignore the total coverage and the way the
Media intrude
It's personal, and rude

They think it's in the public
Int'rest and the coolest
Thing because the new kid one day's gonna rule us
Whether it's a girl or boy
But still it's annoying

But she will not gestate
Much more, much more
Hope it's not late
I'm bored

Well, open up your paper you will see
Pictures of the royal pregnancy
Going on ad nauseam, and it's blah, blah, blah, blah
Listen, all I need to hear is that there's gonna be
Plus one royal family
Cut the God-forsaken tripe going blah, blah, blah blah

No I won't cogitate
No more, no more.
Leave it to fate
I'm bored
There's no need to commentate.
On the consort
I'm sorry, Kate:
I'm bored

I don't want to listen, no I do not want to hear
So it won't assault my ear

They been spending way too long looking for dodgy statistics
Analysing all various characteristics
Wish they'd broadcast this thing
When I'm not listening

I guess what I'll be saying is it drives me to distraction
All these brainless nobodies all asked for their reactions
And what it means to them
Enough! Next item

A future head of state
So what? So what
I'll say it straight:
I'm bored

Well, tell 'em that you mind and be like me,
Between us we can make the airwaves free.
Shut the buggers up, be it the Beeb, or Sky or Fox
Say "please don't, please don't, please don't..."
There's no need to violate
No more crap reports
Oh no, oh no, no, not more Kate
I'm bored

Oh, I'm bored
Oh, I'm bored
Oh, oh,
OK, do you believe, I'm bored?
You best believe, you best believe, I'm bored

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