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Song Parodies -> "I'm Online"

Original Song Title:

"Make It Mine"

Original Performer:

Jason Mraz

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Online"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Wake up everyone
How can you sleep, there's so much you'll miss
Because there's always something brand new
Always one more choice
A link that takes you to places both near and far flung
Click and the 'Net will appear

I don't wanna sleep because
It's never over
There's always stuff online
And I, I'll see it
I'll be the first in line
When new stuff comes online

I know a page full of Simpsons quotations
I'm posting that it's missing a good line from yesterday
Then over to a website where I play online croquet

In my underwear
Don't need my clothes on when I'm Bing-ing
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha so true

Well I don't have a job because
It's never ending
There's always stuff online
And I, I'll see it
I'll be the first in line
When new stuff comes online

The Web has everything
I'm always ready
I am Googling
What's new and edgy
And reveling in all I see that everyone's transmitting

Well I don't have a life no more
But I stay connected to the whole world
I'm online all the time
I'm always following your tweets
There's always stuff online
You know I, I am hopin'
I'll always be online
My router is glowin'
A billion bits on the line
Stay awake stay awake stay awake stay awake and surf it surf it fine
I'm rickrolled all the time

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow, you wrote a parody all about me!
Matthias - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I wish the OS was longer because there's a lot of stuff you can do to play around with the Internet. Including a lot of memes and 4chan and that sort of stuff but still this was a pretty nerdy and great parody.
Agrimorfee - February 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree with Matthias, it needed more tech-geek buzzwords to make a real funny impact.
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can empathise with staying on the Interwebs day-in and day-out (yet somehow I've never been rick-rolled), but I agree with Matthias and Agri that it needed that little extra to make it truly awesomely geeky. But as is, it's still a very good parody, 555!
Blaydeman - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, the OS was a little too short for you to really nail this one. It's still really funny, but with more material it could've went over-the-top!
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
It was fun, but I just didn't see the over the top I was expecting, but still neat idea

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